Tuesday, May 20, 2008

jessica rabbit.

i personally want to thank amanda for making our icons anatomically correct and giving my 2-d image bigger boobs than the rest of yours. and let me tell you, thanks to my most recent adventures in dairy production, my dangerous curves turned hearty kids menu are large enough to warrant their own zip code. i even got a "lord have mercy!" from some hayseed at the walmart the other day. i don't know what is most embarrassing about that story: the fact that i was at walmart, the girth of my chest, or the type of crowd my girth is attracting. i long for the days of my junior high mosquito bites... or maybe that was elementary school.

1 comment:

hilary said...

it's a wonder that we're related, isn't it... when did you guys start this delightful thing? glad i found this witty little blog to indulge myself with your humor. love it.